Monday Morning Humor - Only in Southern California
ANAHEIM, Calif. - There was the Miami Vice bandit, the Fanny Pack bandit, even the Band-Aid bandit — all named for memorable outfits or unique characteristics that bank tellers recalled after the holdup.
Now police are looking for a robber named for his smell: the "Landscape bandit."
"He smells like dirt — that's what people always remember," said Anaheim police Sgt. Tim Schmidt. "It's not like he hasn't bathed in month. It's just he's been outside working in the dirt."
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